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It’s not really feeling like Christmas around BigDaddy’s house this year. Oh sure there’s the fact that we are trying to sell our house before Wells Fargo can take it so that we can move to NoCal to be with my ailing Father-in-Law. And there’s also the fact that Wifey and I can’t really afford to get much for each other this year other than stocking stuffers and maybe a few IOU’s for gifts.
But the worst part is – we can’t even decorate!!!
Usually I’ve got the lights put out in front of the house during Thanksgiving weekend and we spend the next couple of weeks decorating the house and getting in the holiday spirit. Not so this year. This year we’ve had to keep everything boxed up and the house undecorated so that the house is always ready to be shown to a buyer. Take a look at that Charlie Brown tree, that is the only Christmas Decoration we have allowed ourselves this year. No Gingerbread House that lights up, no Christmas Tree collection, no Wise Guys (aka Wise Men), no nothing. We’re not even playing Christmas music. All we’ve allowed ourselves is a couple of Christmas Specials on TV and maybe one batch of cookies and that’s it – so far.
I’m hoping that a mood will strike us sometime before Thursday and we are able to make something else out of this holiday besides a feeling that this is our last Christmas here. Well the fact that I really hurt my back packing over the weekend and that I have been immobile for the past couple of days hasn’t helped.
This has truly been a year like no other.
We saw what was considered unthinkable 80 years ago come to fruition on a cold January day.
We saw a hero rise and not take a fall.
We said goodbye to some people that we loved.
And we saw a lot of posturing, a lot of screaming, a lot of finger pointing, a lot of nasty names being thrown about, and a lot of threats uttered before cooler heads had to intervene…and no I’m not talking about “The Real Housewives of New Jersey.”
Every year around this time when I was writing for PCFootball.net I would sum up the year that was right before Christmas (and for those of you who want your holiday’s a little more “politically correct” I’ll address your concerns momentarily) and post my thoughts on the year gone by. So like my 9/11 column I would like to continue this tradition here as well. so without further adieu, I give you the 2009 version of…
The Good, The Bad, and the Downright Idiotic
Good – The Arizona Cardinals make it to their first Super Bowl.
Bad– They lose a heartbreaker to the Pittsburgh Steelers.
Good– Drew Brees, Peyton Manning.
Bad– Brian Kelly abandoning his Cincinnati Bearcats for Notre Dame before playing Florida in the Sugar Bowl. Way to show some loyalty there coach. I don’t blame your players for being pissed.
Good– Matt Kenseth wins a rain-soaked Daytona 500 and the Auto Club 500 the next week to kick off the Sprint Cup season.
Bad– His season goes in the tank soon after along with the rest of the Roush Fenway stable.
Holy Shit!– Carl Edwards and Ryan Newman getting airborne at both Talladega races.
Good – Jimmie Johnson winning his 4thconsecutive Sprint Cup Championship thereby cementing Hendrick Motorsports as a sports Dynasty.
Bad – Can anybody beat the #48 team?
Good– Danica Patrick announces that she will be running a part-time Nationwide Series schedule for JR Motorsports in 2010.
Idiotic – The critics who have never been behind the wheel of a race car saying she’s got no business being in racing. Why don’t get behind the wheel and beat her yourselves you posers?
Really Idiotic– Jeremy Mayfield. Chrystal Meth? Really?!?
Good– Bill France Sr., Bill France Jr., Richard Petty, Dale Earnhardt, Junior Johnson – Hall of Famers.
Wait till next year– David Pearson, Darrell Waltrip, Cale Yarbrough, Bobby Allison, Fireball Roberts.
Champions– New York Yankees, Los Angeles Lakers, Pittsburgh Penguins.
Good– Bosie State and TCU make it into the BCS Bowls!!!
Chicken – The BCS for not wanting TCU to beat Florida or Boise State to beat Iowa or Penn State, so they put them against each other in the Fiesta Bowl. Thanks guys, that’s the best argument you could have made for those of us who want a playoff!!!
Idiotic– Micheal Phelps. Look, I love the guy, I love that he’s such a badass in the pool, but seriously dude – step away from the bong!!!
Good – History is made on January 20th as Barack Obama is sworn in as the 44th president of the United States.
Bad – The sore loser Conservatives who keep saying that he’s not really the President because he wasn’t even born in this country.
Idiotic – The respondents of the poll taken in North Carolina that said they didn’t even believe that Hawaii was a state!!!
Stop whining– Norm Coleman (R) conceding, un-conceding and then claiming that Al Franken (D) stole the Minnesota Senatorial election from him after Franken pulled ahead in the recount. What goes around after Bush v Gore comes around, huh?
Dumb ass– Ann Coulter accusing ACORN of voter registration fraud when she herself was guilty of actual voter fraud!!! (She voted in Connecticut, she lives in New York)
Good – The stimulus package passes and is signed into law. Hey we all know it might just be a band-aid, but it is better than doing nothing and letting whole families be destroyed.
Bad – Businesses not hiring people back even though they may have been helped by the stimulus.
Idiotic – Republican Governors not wanting to take the stimulus money on ‘principle’. Yeah right, it’s politics boys. It doesn’t make you right, it makes you look anti-job.
Really Idiotic – Ken Blackwell opposing the Stimulus whilst he was running for the Chairmanship of the RNC on the grounds that it would help Democrats in the mid-terms – never mind that it had the potential to create 3,000,000 jobs.
Good – President Obama’s Address to Congress about the economy. It wasn’t a State of the Union, but pretty darn close.
GAH– Gov. Bobby Jindal of Louisiana touting the failure of the Republican Government’s response during Hurricane Katrina as a reason we should not trust Democrats to get us out of economic trouble.
Huh? – Larry Flint of Hustler and Joe Francis of Girls Gone Wild try going to Congress for a $5 Billion bailout of the porn industry. Hey, if it can benefit the whores at AIG…
Speaking of Whores – Jetting off to a California spa, buying a company jet, re-decorating the office of John Thain, the former CEO of Merrill Lynch. Need I say more?
Good– Claire McCaskil (D-MO) standing up on the floor of the Senate and proposing the CEO Payact of 2009 which would have limited the salaries of CEO’s of bailout companies to $400,000 per year.
Bad– They didn’t answer my application to be a “Capologist.”
Idiotic – Rick Santelli’s rant on the floor of the Chicago Mercantile Exchange calling those of us who were unemployed and having trouble making ends meet not to mention pay our mortgage – losers!!!
Good – The Census starts hiring people to begin preparations for counting to begin in 2010.
Bad – After telling thousands of people that they were assured of jobs Census representatives called applicants back to inform them that they were not needed after all since they had enough people to work the Census.
Idiotic – The Census called me back a couple of weeks ago wanting to talk to me about my application that I submitted months ago. Yeah, right, like I’m going to let my hopes get built up again!
Good – GM saves itself as well as the Chevy, Buick, GMC and Cadillac lines.
Farewell – Saturn (sniff).
Bad – We also lose Pontiac (rest in peace) and Hummer (rest in pieces).
Really bad – All the jobs lost at the plants and dealerships that have to close.
Idiotic- Jim DeMint(R-SC), Lindsey Graham(R-SC), Mitch McConnell (R-Ky), Richard Shelby (R-AL) and Bob Corker (R-TN) for opposing the bailout of Detroit on the orders of BMW, Toyota, Honda, Mercedes, Hyundai and Nissan who “happen” to have plants in their states. What – you thought we wouldn’t notice?!?!?
Wha happa? – The Religious Right wondering why the number of people who consider themselves to be religious declined during the Bush Administration.
Coming to their senses – The Religious Right for realizing that the Republican Party had been playing them for fools for the last 30 years.
Good – MSNBC, CNN and Headline News for showing the sparse crowds at the “Tea party” rallies on April 15th.
Bad– The “let them eat cake” attitudes of the Tea Partiers towards the Unemployed and their families who would be helped by the Stimulus Package they were protesting.
Idiotic – FOX News for organizing the whole “anti-job” debacle.
Idiotic – Gov. Rick Perry of Texas suggesting that Texas might secede from the Union. Governor as long as you take the Dallas Cowboys with you, you can take Texas anywhere you want – don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way to being conquered by Mexico.
Good – The attempts at Health Care Reform.
Bad – The HMO “Death Panels” trying to kill Health Care Reform and many of us in the process.
Idiotic– The sheeple being sent to Town Hall meetings in August to act like schoolyard bullies trying to say and do anything they can to kill Health Care Reform and their children and grandchildren in the process.
Tragic – The amount of people taking advantage of the Free Health Care Clinics in New Orleans, Little Rock and Kansas City because they didn’t have Health Insurance, and thus access to Health Care. A huge majority of those people have jobs, some work three or four jobs, and they still can’t afford to go see a doctor. And this is the world that Conservative Republicans want us to live in?
Merry Christmas– The vote on the floor of the Senate that avoids the possibility of Republicans in Congress Fillibustering the Health Care Bill.
Let’s hope it’s a gift that can keep on giving– The possibility that the Health Care Reform bill can be improved once it gets to Conference. And I mean real improvement so that ordinary people like you and me will not have to choose between paying premiums and buying groceries. So that when we need insurance to be there it doesn’t take a powder and reach into our pockets anymore. So that the HMO-run “death panels” are outlawed and we can get quality health care for once. The improvements would have to include some form of “public option” which would ensure that people who are out of work will not have to forego medical care just because we cannot afford to pay a bill.
Terrorism – The Murder of Dr. George Tiller in the lobby of his church.
Only a matter of time– The killing of an anti-Abortion protestor outside of a school where he was harassing students.
Good – Scott Roeder’s “Necessity defense” was thrown out by a Kansas judge. Sorry pal, but you’ll just have to defend yourself like the rest of the terrorists do.
Good– Roger Penske agrees to buy Saturn and keep it going.
Bad– The deal falls through when Penske can’t get a foreign manufacturer to agree to produce the cars.
“Hiking the ‘Ol Appalachian Trail” – Gov. Mark Sanford (R-SC), Sen. John Ensign (R-NV), Tiger Woods.
Good– President Obama’s speech to Congress on Health Care. There was a lot in that speech that gave hope to Wifey and myself as the reform he proposed would help both of us stay alive.
Bad – Republicans in Congress trying to kill reform and by extension, the people who really need reform.
Idiotic – Joe “YOU LIE” Wilson. THIS IS THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES, NOT THE HOUSE OF COMMONS YOU MORON!!!!!
Really Idiotic – The “concerned mom” who showed up at a Town Hall meeting last August to protest Health Care Reform claiming that she was not affiliated with any political party. Turns out she was that county’s vice-chair for the GOP until 2008. What, did you think we wouldn’t check these things sweetheart?!?
So far beyond Idiotic– “I think health care is a privilege. I wouldn’t call it a right.” – Sen. Jim DeMint.
Had to happen – At a Town Hall meeting an anti-health reformer started a fight with a pro-health reformer and had his finger bitten off as a result. Good thing the guy who was anti-health care reform had Medicare, huh? Now, what’s that you say about “socialized medicine”?
Idiotic – The idea that Health Care Reform would bring about the creation of “death panels” when they already exist – they’re called HMO’s!!!
Racist – All of the anti-Obama protests of Sept 12th. Come on, let’s face it, they had nothing to do with taxes or the stimulus or bailouts or big government, they had everything to do with a Black Man as President. I think it was better when the Klansmen wore hoods, at least we didn’t have to see their ugly mugs with Tea bags hanging from their hats.
Hilarious – Billionaires for Wealthcare.
Someone I would vote for in 2016– Rep. Alan Grayson (D-Fla). You know, the man who gave us the Republican Health Care plan as 1) Don’t get sick, and 2) if you do get sick, then 3) DIE QUICKLY. Hmmmm, President Grayson – has a nice ring to it, huh?
Brilliant – Keith Olbermann’s hour-long “Special Comment” on how and why health care reform is important broadcast on October 7, 2009. If you haven’t seen it – you should. You should still be able to find it on MSNBC.com or on YouTube.
Good – President Obama gets the Nobel Peace prize.
Whoops – President Obama announces a plan to send more troops to Afghanistan.
Idiotic– The Conservative Right decrying the President’s troop increase. I guess if a Democrat takes military action then its an unwarranted abuse of power, but if a Republican starts a war that was provoked by a terrorist attack and leaves that war unfinished so that he can start an unprovoked war somewhere else so that his buddies working for private contractors can become war profiteers as a thank you for helping him steal two national elections, well – that’s ok then!!!
Bad – Chicago loses out to Rio for the 2016 Olympics.
Idiotic – Conservatives cheering the loss of thousands of jobs because Chicago didn’t get the Olympics. See, I told you they don’t want us to go back to work!!!
Scary – An episode of CSI: Miami where a company was taking life insurance policies out on their employees and then killing them so that they could collect.
Really Scary – Michael Moore illustrating real-life companies taking out life insurance policies on their employees, also known as “dead peasant insurance” in his movie Capitalism: A Love Story. How long would it be before we hear stories of “assassination squads” going after those employees so that the companies could collect?
I really want this guy to run for President in 2016– Rep. Alan Grayson got on the floor of the House of Representatives and showed us what a Democrat with balls of titanium looks like. The transcript of his speech can be found at Political Irony.
Good – “The California Marriage protection Act” seeks to protect marriages in the state of California by making it illegal to get a divorce. No, I’m not kidding, it’s a brilliant response to Prop 8 which outlawed gay marriage. I guess if supporters of Prop 8 really wanted to protect marriage then they should have gone all the way, huh?
Bad – Too bad it’s only a satirical movement that’s trying to make a point.
Oops– The RNC says that the Health Care Reform bill will pay for abortions while forgetting that the policy they offered their employees through Cigna paid for abortions. After their faces turned lobster red they reversed this policy. Yeah, too little, too late guys.
Idiotic– Former Bush Press Secretary Dana Perino: “We did not have a terrorist attack on our country during President Bush’s term.” Let’s see he was sworn in on January 20, 2001 and the planes hit on September 11th, and September comes after January so that means that…..WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!! Dana, it’s people like you that give blondes a bad name!!!
So Idiotic that it bears repeating– Tea-Baggers splitting the ticket in the New York 23rd so badly by putting forth a candidate who not only didn’t know the issues but didn’t even live in the district he was running for thus making him ineligible to hold the seat, give the election to the Democrat making sure that the district would be represented by a Democrat in Congress for the first time since the Civil War. How’s that “party cleansing” working out for ya?
Idiotic– Because their exploits are too numerous for this space I will simply list the names of: Rush “Boss Hogg” Limbaugh, Bill O’Rieley, Glenn Beck, Ann Coulter, Michelle Malkin, Rep. Michelle Bachman (R-MN), Former Miss California Carrie Prejean and Former Gov. and now Facebook celebrity Sarah Palin (R-AK).
In Memoriam– Ricardo Montalban (Fantasy Island, Star Trek II), Andrew Wyeth (Painter), Wendy Richard (Are You Being Served?, EastEnders), Ron Silver (The West Wing), Natasha Richardson, Nick Adenhart (of the L.A. Angels) and his friends Henry Pearson and Courtney Stewart (killed by a drunk driver), Marie Olbermann, Marilyn Chambers, Mark “The Bird” Fidrych, Bea Arthur, Jade Goody, Dom DeLuise, David Carradine (Kung Fu), Ed McMahon, Colby Curtain, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, Billy Mays, Karl Malden, Steve McNair, Walter Cronkite, John Hughes (Director – Pretty in Pink, Ferris Behuler), Les Paul, Sen. Ted Kennedy, Patrick Swayze, Timothy Joseph “Big Russ” Russert (Father of “Meet the Press” Tim Russert), Captain Lou Albano, Cullen Bryant (RB, L.A. Rams), Chris Henry (WR, Cincinnati Bengals), Roy Disney, Brittany Murphy (Clueless, 8 Mile, Just Married, Happy Feet).
Idiotic– On the same day that we lose Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson, some idiot decides that it would be funny to pile on the pain and start an internet rumor that actor Jeff Goldblum had also died. Whoever the doucebag was they tried to convince all of us that Goldblum fell of a 60-foot cliff while he was on location in New Zeland. This was just a re-hash of the same hoax that tried to convince people that it had happened to Tom Hanks and Tom Cruise before this. There was nothing to it, Jeff Goldblum was alive and well filming Law & Order: Criminal Intent in New York City at the time.
Folk Hero– Capt. Chesley “Sully” Sullenberger III, pilot of US Airways Flight 1549 who, after having both engines taken out by a flock of geese shortly after takeoff from LaGuardia, brought his plane safely down in the Hudson River with all 155 people onboard safe and sound. Gentlemen, that is how we do that.
Good – Susan Boyle.
Icky– Amy Winehouse.
Idiotic– Kanye West upstaging Taylor Swift at the MTV VMA’s. Yeah dude, we know you’ve got a thing for Beyonce – let – it-go!!!!!
Good TV– Ace of Cakes, Bones, Burn Notice, Chuck, CSI, CSI: Miami, Dirty Jobs, Doctor Who, Eureka, House, In Plain Sight, Law & Order: SVU, Mythbusters, Psych, Torchwood: Children of Earth, White Collar, Dinner Impossible, How Clean is your House (BBC America), Storm Chasers, The Smoking Gun Presents: The World’s Dumbest…, Sanctuary, Warehouse 13.
TV that will be missed – Monk, Pushing Daisies, Life, Trading Spaces, The Shield, Boston Legal, ER.
Who Cares?– Jon & Kate, Nadya Suleman (Octomom), The Khardashians.
Idiotic TV – Whoever it was at FOX who came up with the idea to make a reality TV show about company layoffs.
Good – People out there still haven’t given up hope that they will someday be able to support their families again by having a job.
Bad – Jobs are still being lost because of greed at the top.
Idiotic – The idea that a bad credit score means that you would be a bad employee. Not taking hard times into account is simply stupid.
Still Idiotic– Bozeman, Montana requiring the usernames and passwords for social media accounts like Facebook and Twitter of job applicants. After a lot of negative publicity about the practice, it was discontinued.
Good – I finally had a company express some interest in me. DirecTV called me in in response to my application and had me go through some testing.
Bad – A couple of days after the test they e-mailed me and said that I wouldn’t be brought in for an interview.
Idiotic – I later found out through a couple of sources that the reason DirecTV rejected me was because my Credit Score was not good enough.
Insulting to every unemployed job seeker out there – The Ladders “Little Creatures” Commercial. Yeah, they only work with “the big talent”. Well most of that “big talent” got us into this economic mess so bite me!!!
Good– We are trying to move to a new area where we are hoping that my employment chances will improve.
Bad – Yeah well, it turns out that we are moving from an area that has the 136th worst unemployment rate in the country (Boise-Nampa, ID) to the area that has the 14thworst rate in the country (Redding, CA). I still haven’t figured out how to tell Wifey.
And finally…
Too Funny – The Republican Party launched their own URL-shortening device which when launched would display the original page with a GOP toolbar across the top and bottom of the page that wouldn’t go away. To make it even worse the new feature had an animated Michael Steele walking around the bottom of the page and talking as if he were showing off the page. So, what do you think happened when Liberals and Moderates got a hold of this? They pointed the device to as many porn sites as they could, that’s what!!! Well the GOP finally got wise to this, took the service down and cleaned it up.
But wait, there’s more – The GOP brought the service back up with a warning: “If you use GOP.am for spamming, illegal purposes or to promote lude content, your GOP.AM URL will be disabled.”
I think they meant “lewd” instead of “lude”.
It might help if you used Spell-check next time guys.
So that’s it for this year. It was chock full of lunacy, eye-rolling stupidity and just pain-’ol-craziness, but what year-end look isn’t full of that?
So to all of my readers out there I would just like to say…

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
And for those of you who prefer your holidays a little more “Politically Correct”…
May you all have a Merry, Safe, Jolly and…
Happy ChristmaHanuKwanzukka!!!
Until next year…