Lady and Gentlemen, start…your…ENGINES!!!

BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY, LETS GO RACIN BOYS AND GIRLS!!!

BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY, LET'S GO RACIN BOYS AND GIRLS!!!

By now most if not all of you must realize that I am a NASCAR honk. I think I follow the sport even more than I have followed any other, and that includes the NFL, NHL and Major League Baseball at various times of my life. I think it is because that even at my age (42) that is a sport that I still have a reasonable chance of participating in. Let’s face it, I could never hit a baseball, my mother forbade me to play football, and there were no hockey rinks in SoCal when I was growing up. However there is one thing that I can still do and I have been doing it since I was 15 1/2…

I can drive a car.

Now I’m not saying that I’ve been racing them this whole time, I haven’t. My late mother didn’t want me to get into cars almost as much as she didn’t want me on the gridiron. In a nutshell, she didn’t want me to turn into my father. Well, there was no problem there – I don’t drink, I don’t smoke, I don’t cheat on my wife – I’m covered. But even though I can’t participate in other sports I can still operate a car and seriously, even though I will probably never compete at the Sprint Cup level I can still dream about being the oldest Rookie of the Year in NASCAR history, okay?

Having said that, there are rumors starting up again about a certain female Open-Wheel driver making the jump from the IRL to NASCAR once her contract is up this year, and if she is ever going to do it then I say this is the year to do it.

Yes, I am talking about Danica Patrick.

The rumors are starting up again, before when they were out there,Roush/Fenway was talking about possibly bringing her over. This time it’s Richard Childress that’s also being thought of as a possibility. After all, Danica drove a Childress entry with Casey Mears in the Rolex 24 at Daytona earlier this year. Her contract with Andretti Green is up at the end of this season, and she may become a very sought after free-agent if she plays her cards right.

Now I hear a lot of you clones working right now, that she “doesn’t belong in the IRL let alone NASCAR” or that “the one win she got was a cheap fuel mileage win.” OK first of all a lot of drivers in both the IRL and NASCAR have gotten fuel mileage wins, and no one has ever complained – well maybe the fans of the guys who lost but still – it’s happened before. Just because she got a win while the other guys had to go to the pits does not make it cheap. A win is a win, she was still up there on that podium on the top step. Scoreboard! As to her not belonging that is a load of crap! She consistently runs on the top 10 if not the top 5 every single week. The problem with the IRL is that it has certain rules that doesn’t allow for real racing. For instance in the IRL you are not allow to block a car if they are trying to pass you. One of two things happen: you either get penalized by race officials or you wreck. How many times in NASCAR have we seen one driver “slam the door” on another driver when they were trying to pass them down low? A lot!!! We see it all the time at tracks like Talledega, Bristol, Texas and at all the other tracks – that is a part of racing and the IRL has killed it.

That is why Danica needs to jump to NASCAR and she needs to make the jump now. She has long had a reputation for having a lead foot and for being aggressive at times. The type of racing that is in NASCAR is more suited to her racing style. I believe that if she made the jump and got into an orginazation that gave her top equipment, then she would be in Victory Lane for many years to come.

Now, here’s the question…where would she go?

Roush/Fenway? Well they may not have any room. They have to go down to four teams after this year and McMurray might be odd man out to begin with.

Richard Childress Racing? That’s a possibility. Like I said she drove with Casey Mears at the Rolex, but with Mears, Harvick, Burton and Bowyer already there it’s the same story as at Roush.

Joe Gibbs Racing? Another possibility. Coming over from a Honda in the IRL to a Toyota might be a god sideways jump for her. Plus JGR has room for one more driver to join Logano, Hamlin and ‘Wild Thing’. Question is in this economy, would they want to form a 4th team?

Hendrick? Those guys are full up. Mark Martin is coming back in 2010 and Gordon, JJ and Junior aren’t going anywhere anytime fast.

Earnhardt/Ganassi? Maybe. Truex and Montoya are the only ones runnign right now because they are having problems finding sponsors for Almirola in the #8 car. But if they can’t find someone to put on Almirola’s ride, how can they be expected to find someone for Danica. Back-burner that idea for now.

Penske? They’ve got room for one more, but can they put something together? Would they even want to? Could Danica and Sam Hornish go from rivals in the IRL to teammates in Sprint Cup?

Richard Petty Motorsports? EEEEEEEEEE. Don’t think so. “The King” has already said that he doesn’t think that it’s a sport for the ladies and I don’t see him signing Danica when he doesn’t have the room as it is.

Stewart/Hass? Think about it…Danica driving for Smoke. The possibilities are endless!!! Here’s the question – they both have strong personalities, can two driven performers share a garage without driving each other crazy? (Cue the theme to “The Odd Couple”)

Micheal Waltrip Racing? Now that is a distinct possibility. Uncle Mikey might retire at the end of the year and if he did that would free up a car space for Danica to come in and take over the #55 NAPA ride. That might be the best shot right there.

But then there’s JR Motorsports. True, Junior hasn’t moved his team up to the Cup level yet, but with Brad Keselowski’s win at Talledega he just might have a driver that is ready to move up next year. Try this scenario out…Keselowski moves up to a Cup ride and Danica comes in and takes over his #88 Nationwide Series ride, while driving part-time in a few Sprint Cup races like Brad is doing this year with JR Motorsports in Nationwide and Phoenix Racing in Sprint Cup.

Bottom line is that this has to happen fast. Someone out there has to step up and seriously talk to her about making the leap. The organization that does it will get a lot of media attention, they might get sponsors knocking on their doors, and they will get a driver that wants to go fast and win to boot.

It is a long-term investment in the future of not only their racing organization, but in the long-term health of NASCAR in uncertain economic times.

I think it is an investment well worth making, so someone…PICK UP THE DAMN PHONE AND CALL THE WOMAN, WILL ‘YA?!?!?

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9 Responses to “Lady and Gentlemen, start…your…ENGINES!!!”

  1. Tina from FFN says:

    Hey BigDaddy!  I’d love to see Danica in the NASCAR lineup funning side by side with Kyle Bush as he tries to pass her on the high side, only to find the wall and lose a tire as Danica gets the checkered flag.  Oh yeah….he’d cry like a baby :)

  2. Tina from FFN says:

    You know I meant “running side by side”, not “funning side by side”…right?!

  3. Karol says:

    Personally, I like Danica and her strong personality. she has to have one considering she is “small” and when she throws a temper looks almost like a child throwing one in a candy store. Most men don’t know how to handle her. I think her driving skills have been perfected, and she could very well win given the right team and partner who doesn’t slam her into a wall… If she goes to NASCAR a lot of people might feel intimidated because of her. I say let her drive! I am not one who would personally get behind a wheel doing over a hundred per hour but that is because my direction is a little off and instead of turning left all the time, I might want to turn right and you know where that would get me! Anyway, I think women can do almost anything a man can do and that my friend, includes watching sitting back and watching sports like NASCAR, golf, tennis but I am really looking forward to the football season!!! (Even though, my husband hates it when HIS team and Mine play and I scream at the coaches, refs and players. HA>HA.)

  4. BigDaddyCool says:

    Yeah Tina, I knew what you meant. Although it would be fun to see her driving alongside Kyle, Gordon, Junior, Smoke and all the other guys at Daytona someday soon.

  5. BigDaddyCool says:

    She does have a strong personality, and I think right now that’s kind of what NASCAR really needs at the moment to capture everyone’s imagination. NASCAR has a deep talent pool, there’s no question about that, but with all of the rules that they have about how the drivers can act on and off of the track it seems that they’ve become somewhat vanilla as of late.
     
    Don’t get me wrong, there’s nothing wrong with vanilla, it’s just that you don’t want to have it all the time because eventually you get sick of it. Every once in a while you want to mix it up with some Cookie Dough or even some…oh, I don’t know…some Cherry Garcia.
     
    I think that Danica might be the personality that NASCAR has been needing for a while now. There’s been something of a personality vacuum there ever since Dale Sr. passed, and as much as I like Junior its not quite the same. I think that Danica would give NASCAR that extra shot that they need to not only survive in this economy, but to thrive and be a solid business model for everybody else.

  6. BigDaddyCool says:

    Now as far as driving goes, I don’t care what some people out there might say about her – she is the real deal. She has the talent to be at that level, if she didn’t she would not be there to begin with. She goes to NASCAR and if she gets with the right team that can get her good equipment – then look out boys, the lady’s comin’ through!

  7. Karol says:

    Ha. Ha. so true. I think she is a little power house and she can give as good as she gets. It would certainly be worth watching. The boys might give her a good run for her money but it would be something to see if she comes in first… The saying eat my dust will have a whole new meaning.

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